She

She wants me to

• get my hair cut
  
• stop thinking of adding tattoos on my body
  
• be a good boy
  
• put on weight
  
• be a kind and nice person
• not act decent but be decent
• stop engaging into lewd topics

My response to her

• I look ugly with short hair and my ears aren't symmetrical
• tattoos are a form of art and isn't the government keeps encouraging us to appreciate art
• I'm a good boy - I don't rape, rob or commit arson
• I eat a lot but I just can't put on weight (I've been emphasizing this for a long time)
• I only treat my family and friends nice afterall they are the ones closest to me - why should I extend my concern to strangers on the streets?
• I'm only indecent when I'm with my group of guy friends
• I don't talk about private parts frequently - I only crack lewd jokes to entertain my friends

I have to admit, girls have a poor sense of direction. After dinner at Chomp Chomp yesterday, she suggested walking back home. Initially, I wanted to take the bus (obviously, it's more convenient and the journey is only 15 minutes) but she claimed she knew her way around so we walked.

I don't recall how long we walked but after passing by so many semi - Ds and terrace houses, we found our way at Ang Mo Kio Industrial Park 1. Eventually, after much psycho- ing, she agreed to take a bus back home.

I like food at Chomp Chomp but I seriously hate the smell of smoke from the hawker stalls. I left the place with my t - shirt drenched in the smoke...

Still, that won't deter me from going back to that place again. Please, let's take a bus instead of walking again.