To Shiokbenny

This post is dedicated to Shiokbenny.

And I try not to be "emo" in this entry.

I know you're homophobic so asking you out to gay night or gay pubs is definitely a big no - no.

We had our last supper just hours ago but I'll send you off.

Do remember to get circumcised if you decide to have sex with prostitutes over on that island. We shouldn't talk bad about that country cause you're going to be for a long time.

I'll visit you if I have the time and money. Of course, I hope if all's good, help me find a good maid so I can get her to tidy my flat.

I'm going to miss you (not in a lovey dovey manner) but more as friend.

Take good care and I hope you won't turn halal there.

PS: Is this too gay? Probably I've visited too much gay night in the clubs. Haha!!!